Featured Grownups offered the writing prompt: What makes you so special? The impetus behind it was a query about what is the greatest problem plaguing Americans' psyches. The consensus among psychologists is that this most prominent malady is malignant self-love, or in a singular term,
narcissism.
I would not say I'm a narcissist. To whatever extent I love myself, it's not malignant. It's not harming myself or others. At the same time, I don't think I have a lack of self-love. (I mean the emotional and not physical variety, if you're thinking like that). I do think I'm special, and I'm happy to tell you why.
For one thing, I'm intelligent. I mean, I'm really smart. Mensa material, even. I have a photographic memory and a mind like a steel trap. I retain facts both useful and useless. I wield a prodigious vocabulary. I seek to boldly split infinitives as they've never been split before, knowing exactly what that means. I can tell why "swimming" is a gerund, and why the correct spelling is y'all, not ya'll.
But in the pursuit of true specialness, I decided to use this vast cerebral power for the good of humanity, and become a teacher. Even more special, I teach middle school. Anyone who has a 12-14-year-old child, or who knows a 12-14-year-old child, or has been a 12-14-year-old child, knows how especially special middle school teachers are.
But most special of all is the fact I'm a father. Now listen. There are millions of fathers-- it doesn't take anything special to become one, as anyone familiar with the process knows-- but I did not become a father in the usual manner. I married into four children, one with special needs, and then adopted the oldest, instantly becoming legal father of a teenage daughter. That's special.
I'm also a special writer, a special blogger, a special sports fan. You name it, I'm special at it. I wrote this post especially to tell you how special I am. I could go on, but then I
would be narcissistic-- a quality which, apparently, is not so special.